" Sometimes the person you want most is the person you’re best without. "

— Unknown

" People think being alone makes you lonely, but I don't think that's true. Being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world. "

— Kim Culbertson

" Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they'll never be seen again. "

— Unknown

" Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. "

— Rick Cook

" Silence is the best answer to someone who doesn’t value your words. "

— Unknown

" It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. "

— Marlene Dietrich