" The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose. "

— Garrison Keillor

" "Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship." "

— Buddha

" जीतने वाले कभी हार नहीं मानते, और हार मानने वाले कभी नहीं जीतते। "

— विंस लोम्बार्डी

" "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments." "

— Earl Wilson

" The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. "

— Burton Hillis

" This has been my life; I found it worth living. "

— Bertrand Russell