""To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.""
- Reba McEntire
March 4, 2025
""I'm in shape. Round is a shape.""
- Unknown
March 4, 2025
""I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.""
- W.C. Fields
March 4, 2025
""The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.""
- Will Rogers
March 3, 2025
""I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.""
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
March 3, 2025
""To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.""
- Reba McEntire
March 3, 2025
""Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?""
- Robin Williams
March 3, 2025
""I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.""
- Unknown
March 3, 2025
""I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.""
- Mitch Hedberg
March 2, 2025
""A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.""
- Emo Philips
March 2, 2025
""Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.""
- Alan Dundes
March 2, 2025
""I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.""
- Unknown
March 2, 2025
""If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.""
- Ann Landers
March 2, 2025
""I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.""
- Rodney Dangerfield
March 2, 2025
""The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.""
- Will Rogers
March 2, 2025
""Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.""
- Charles M. Schulz
March 1, 2025
""I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.""
- Charles Lamb
March 1, 2025
""If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.""
- Steven Wright
February 28, 2025
""Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?""
- Robin Williams
February 28, 2025
""Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.""
- Erma Bombeck
February 28, 2025
""I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.""
- Rodney Dangerfield
February 28, 2025
""To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.""
- Reba McEntire
February 28, 2025
""I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.""
- Rodney Dangerfield
February 28, 2025
""I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.""
- Rodney Dangerfield
February 27, 2025
""By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.""
- Charles Wadsworth
February 27, 2025
""Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?""
- Robin Williams
February 27, 2025
""Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.""
- Charles M. Schulz
February 27, 2025