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""To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.""

- Reba McEntire

March 4, 2025

""I'm in shape. Round is a shape.""

- Unknown

March 4, 2025

""I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.""

- W.C. Fields

March 4, 2025

""The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.""

- Will Rogers

March 3, 2025

""I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.""

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

March 3, 2025

""To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.""

- Reba McEntire

March 3, 2025

""Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?""

- Robin Williams

March 3, 2025

""I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.""

- Unknown

March 3, 2025

""I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.""

- Mitch Hedberg

March 2, 2025

""A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.""

- Emo Philips

March 2, 2025

""Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.""

- Alan Dundes

March 2, 2025

""I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.""

- Unknown

March 2, 2025

""If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.""

- Ann Landers

March 2, 2025

""I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.""

- Rodney Dangerfield

March 2, 2025

""The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.""

- Will Rogers

March 2, 2025

""Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.""

- Charles M. Schulz

March 1, 2025

""I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.""

- Charles Lamb

March 1, 2025

""If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.""

- Steven Wright

February 28, 2025

""Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?""

- Robin Williams

February 28, 2025

""Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.""

- Erma Bombeck

February 28, 2025

""I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.""

- Rodney Dangerfield

February 28, 2025

""To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.""

- Reba McEntire

February 28, 2025

""I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.""

- Rodney Dangerfield

February 28, 2025

""I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.""

- Rodney Dangerfield

February 27, 2025

""By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.""

- Charles Wadsworth

February 27, 2025

""Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?""

- Robin Williams

February 27, 2025

""Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.""

- Charles M. Schulz

February 27, 2025