" "Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others." "

— Buddha

" A smile is the universal welcome. "

— Max Eastman

" The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose. "

— Garrison Keillor

" "A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory." "

— Mark Twain

" I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. "

— Oscar Wilde

" Forgiveness is the power to choose how things affect you "

— Unknown