" I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. "

— Oscar Wilde

" The only thing more painful than being an active forgetter is to be an inert rememberer. "

— Jonathan Safran Foer

" Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. "

— Unknown

" Be well, do good work, and keep in touch. "

— Garrison Keillor

" चोट खाने के बाद ही इंसान की असली पहचान होती है। "

— अज्ञात

" Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. "

— Rick Cook