" A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. "

— Elbert Hubbard

" Do I need to explain myself? I know I am always right! "

— Vicky

" Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ‘til you pee your pants. "

— Terri Guillemets

" Throw off your worries when you throw off your clothes at night. "

— Napoleon Bonaparte

" The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. "

— William Shakespeare

" The moon is a silver pin-head vast, that holds the heaven's tent-hangings fast. "

— William R. Alger